Fountain of Youth

A pedophile's meat.

Creepapotamus: "Have a sip from the Fountain of Youth, baby."

by John, A Goat from Space November 4, 2011

Youthenize

Opposite of brand euthanasia ... engendering your brand with younger age cohorts.

“Maverick” marketing is often harnessed to “ Youthenize ” a brand. “Youthenize” is a consulting word originated by the New England Consulting Group. It essentially means that unless you keep a Brand fresh and contemporary with emerging age cohorts, eventually you will have to “euthanize” it. “Youthenize” or “euthanize” your Brand.

by Maverick Marketing April 17, 2009

Youth

A Dream Slang term used to describe a person(typically male) who exhibits childlike characteristics. These characteristics usually include overly excited smiles, wide eyes, smooth skin, and puffy hair. Youths typically just look innocent.

"Did you see the new kid? He looks so sweet."
"I know right! He's such a Youth."

by youth.definer May 25, 2017

Parkland Youth

Youths found on the streets of Parkland, WA ranging from ages 8 to 19. These miscreants will beat you up, steal your shit, crash your parties and tag your cars. They live for free beer, weed, and drunk PLU students. They usually congregate in the bushes on the corner of C Street and 121st; they are also often found on Garfield Street. Acronym: PY.
Note: Not all the youth found in Parkland are considered PY.

Cyndi: "Some Parkland Youth just tried to mug me across the street from campus."
Campus Safety Officer: "Huh that's interesting."

by parklandia August 4, 2011

fountain of youth

euphemism; sexual slang for fellatio performed with the promise that the final result will provide the key to eternal youth

How about you take a sip off of the fountain of youth

by Algernon June 26, 2007

Fountain of Youth

A very chilidish act performed when someone is in the restroom and turns on all the sinks then runs away thinking if he stayed he would get in trouble.

(Freshman turns on all sinks then runs)
Freshman: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'm going to get away with it."
Senior 1: "Wow, what an idiot. He thinks he's cool.
Senior 2: "I know, I stopped thinking the Fountain of Youth gag stopped being funny in 7th grade."

by Giggity!!! August 21, 2009

yotch

Word used to describe something as a pain in the ass. Comes from word "bitch"

You have to wake your ass up at 6 tomorow morning?...that's a yotch.

by DeVo787 December 26, 2003