Red Velvet Yogurt

When ejaculation and disposal of menstrual blood occur at the same time during sexual intercorse, forming a thick red mixture.

Jim and Katie made some red velvet yogurt last night and served it to their kids for breakfast this morning.

by RondaMyRousey March 03, 2016

warm yogurt facial

Biting you face in a woman’s pussy while she has a yeast infection

Man, felisha gave me a warm yogurt facial

by Tripledee November 26, 2020

Yogurt post timeskip

Yogurt but not racist. Still from a third world country called Bulgaria and doesn't know English. Asks who candice is every two minutes.

K1: I like Yogurt post timeskip!
yogurt: Hey guys! Do you know who candice is!
Srakroin: Not again!
top hat dude#: Who is candice?

by Yogurt2237 July 03, 2021

Yogurt ass nigga

Sweet soft ass nigga; punk sissy; little hoe ass bitch

Chucky is a yogurt ass nigga for playing with dolls.

by Babaluchi October 22, 2021

Yogurt Tramp Stamp

A yogurt tramp stamp is when a woman with a yeast infection jumps on the back of a shirtless man and smashes her yeast infected vagina on the mans back. When the phenomenon is over, the woman jumps off and white, curding slime is left on the mans back, resembling yogurt. The woman officially becomes the alpha in the relationship, afterwards.

Josh got the yogurt tramp stamp last night, and I made him do the fucking dishes, afterwards. I own that bitch now.

by Expert on owning the dudes September 21, 2019

dannon coffee yogurt

Nasty as hell yogurt.

This Dannon coffee yogurt taste like shit. It is the devils grass and i want nothing to do with it.

by buttholepolice101 May 16, 2014

Greek Style Yogurt

The art of completing a wank into her ass and asking a handy friend to spoon it out.

Samantha had Timothy round for dinner and asked Jeramy to provide some Greek Style Yogurt for desert.

by Chufty1974 June 03, 2014