Yankee Chainsaw

When you pack your ass full of toilet paper then rip the wad out as an alternative to conventional wiping.

I was too lazy to reach and wipe so I loaded up a yankee chainsaw. Came out clean as a whistle!

by Crab-Rangoon May 17, 2019

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Yankee Florida

The area of Florida south of Gainesville and not Key West or the Everglades.

Them yankees took over most of Florida and made it Yankee Florida with their unsweet tea and they want to open up one of them Tim Hortons.

by xowe March 30, 2019

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Yankee Suspicious

When northerners automatically assume that southern hospitality and politeness carries underlying malicious intent.

Northerner: And then she said, "y'all are such a blessing." What a creep, she must be trying to butter me up.

Southerner: That's just how people are in the south. Don't be so yankee suspicious!

by Average Veteran August 29, 2017

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When someone pulls up to a STOP sign, slows down, and then keeps driving instead of coming to a complete stop. STOP signs become YIELD signs basically. Called "Yankee Stop" because Yankees (specifically New Yorkers) can't drive.

Person 1: *slows down at stop sign, looks around, keeps driving*
Person 2: Bruh, you just did a yankee stop

by yo͝ormämɡā June 12, 2021

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Yankee Doodle

The next logical step in a docking transaction between two males. To "Yankee Doodle" is to tie together the penises of two docking men for the purpose of achieving a more perfect union.

Hunter and I were docking last night, but since we ran out of hands we decided on a good 'ol Yankee Doodle to get us where we needed to go. It blew my fucking mind.

by HunterCurtisJake August 1, 2010

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Yankee Bomber

1. Adj. A Yankee fan who never shuts up about the Yankees.

2. Adj. A Yankee fan who talks shit even when the Yankees lose.

3. Adj. A Yankee fan who wears more than 1 piece of Yankee apparel in public.

1. Him: "The Yankees are fucking awesome bro!" You: "It's December, don't be a fucking Yankee Bomber."

2. Him: "The Red Sox are terrible, they can't win for shit" You: "Fuck off you Yankee Bomber, The Red Sox just beat the Yankees 10-0."

3. You: " Yo Danny, look at that fucking Yankee Bomber over there."

by Every fan of every other team! June 11, 2011

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