Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)
Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.
by Oscape September 21, 2021
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Wookie Smuggler

1: An individual found to be in deviance of accepted contemporary western socio-cultural grooming standards who has cultivated a wildly overgrown,unkempt; and abnormally dense thicket of unsightly (sometimes matted) public hair typically found in the genital area. 2 Wookie Smuggling: The intentional propagation or neglect of grooming the pubic area resulting in an unrestricted, untamed, and potentially unsanitary growth of dense, unsightly, and odorous patch of pubic hair having an extraordinarily long length.
Because my woman is a wookie smuggler autumn through winter; the vast majority of her spring carpet cleaning is spent choking on a salad tossed with an endless amount of unidentifiable brown crouton-like hair embedded crusties.
by Dr. Wyatt Burns, Ob Gyn May 16, 2022
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Cafuzo wookie

all politician's from california with hairy face who speak with forked Tongue..
Tongue twisted Cafuzo wookie talkin trash on tv. Said they would cut taxes, lock down border, fix potholes, rebuild schools.. wookie
Big chief dirty face with his never wash tribe says " white man always speak with forked Tongue "
by itichie_nocanpo October 20, 2006
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Wet Wookie

Basically a Wet Chewbacca but happens in Dunnville Ontario.

Ex.

Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?

Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.

Tony- Fair enough, A+.
Ex.

Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?

Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.

Tony- Fair enough, A+.
by game day guy May 31, 2018
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To get brutally fucked inf the ass and force feed McDonald chicken nuggets covered in breast milk then they force there tongue in your ass and "eat the nuggets again"
Dang i really wanna POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET with someone
by TOEGULPER69000 March 27, 2024
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Cyber Wookie

A Cyber Wookie is genetically modified wookie that lives in Cyber Space. He has interchangable parts and can do ANYTHING. I repeat, ANYTHING.

Originally thought up by Ben Hartland and came in to play during college where class mates would alter the appearance of the Cyber Wookie.

The rules of Cyber Wookie are:
1. Do not undo anything someone has done without popular demand.
2. Do not cover up someone elses modification, but you may add to it.
3. It must be a Wookie.

http://www.cyberwookie.tk
Original Wookie: http://tinyurl.com/rruwf

Cyber Wookie: http://tinyurl.com/lswzx

by Ben Hartland August 16, 2006
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Bush Wookie

The act of hiding in a bush or plant in battle and waiting for it to end
Look at them sandniggers bush wookie mode activate
by Bush Wookie October 01, 2017
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