Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)

Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.

by Oscape September 21, 2021

Wookie Punch

When having sex with an amputee you rip their fake arm off and fist them with it.

Man, Brad was banging this hot chick with one arm and pulled the old wookie punch. She loved really being filled.

by Soiled_potato November 19, 2022

wookie

The rhyming to Pookie, used after the word pookie, commonly used to call your best friends or significant other in a loving manner. If they reject this nickname, you must start calling them dookie.

"Hey Pookie Wookie"
"Love, Your Pookie Wookie"
"OMG POOKIE WOOKIE GUESS WHAT!!"

by Wowza1234 August 9, 2023

Stretching wookie

When her pussy is extremely hairy and so loose that it sags and looks like a wookie. It also smells like wet dog.

"Yeah I was totally gonna bang her last night but she had a stretching wookie man. I got the fuck out of there. It was so gross.

by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016

fort wookie

A cracker who builds shit forts

That fort wookie is ass.

by Hajakdbdboslsb February 22, 2018

Wookie Wook

A big hairy penis that resembles a Wookie from Star Wars

He chased me around with his wookie wook hanging out

by Skrilla2 October 26, 2011

bald wookie

A hairless chump that has vocal impairment that screams complete and utter fucking dribble everyday.

Look at that homeless man, what a bald wookie or;

Look at the bald wookie he's talking to a wall again

by narambae August 24, 2016