That fort wookie is ass.
by Hajakdbdboslsb February 22, 2018
i herad this word from my brother in law
a festered wookis is a vaginal zit that is oozing a yellowish brown puss like substance
a festered wookis is a vaginal zit that is oozing a yellowish brown puss like substance
that hurts like a festered wookis.
by prankstamenace January 05, 2010
(n.) a bent coat hanger used to dislodge the tangle of filth and hair that builds up in shower drains. When used, the coat hanger emerges resembling Chewbacca after taking a prolonged swim in the swamps of Dagobah or, more realistically, Kaskyyyk.
My girlfriend's shower wasn't draining, and she wanted me to call a plumber for her. Instead, I just jammed a wookie stick down there and cleared up the problem real quick.
by Philip Traum November 22, 2013
A piece of fecal matter that extrudes form the anus from smaller to larger, typically in the shape of a light bulb.
by FridgeEater April 26, 2020
by Thnak January 12, 2024
Literally the worst person to exist. So dumb and annoying, but undercover name for someone that you hate but don't have the heart to tell them because you feel bad for them.
You're such a kookie wookie all the time.
by NOT Fernando March 05, 2022
A special "out of this world" (meaning dat it's very fine and classy, but it's a pun on "a distant planet in outer space", get it??) type of music dat Chewbacca's clan loves to dance to.
Maybe if da super-hairy simian-being Chewie and his equally-Cousin-Itt-like buddies had danced da Boogie Wookie in a crazy-rhythmic "giant ballroom" type exercise while they were assisting Luke Skywalker and his fellow Rebellion soldiers, , da Empire's henchmen would have gotten so confused and bedazzled by the whiling mass of furry behemoths dat they would have become too distracted and disoriented to fight effectively, and then they could have been more-easily defeated by The Resistance fighters.
by QuacksO January 24, 2020