Hesling Wink

When someone winks but the expression more resembles Sloth from 'The Goonies'

Audience: "That was horrible!"
Winker: "It isn't my fault. I have the Hesling Wink."

by Ravenous Dominatrix July 19, 2010

Constipated wink

Rather than a suave or coy look while winking, you look like you're trying to take a dump instead.

Woman 1: ohh he is cute
(man constipated winks)
Woman 2: uhhh did he wink or shit his pants?

by djtimyd July 18, 2017

winkler

A word used by mostly 10-13 year old boys which means small penis.

"Yo Albert"
"What's up Wilson?"
"You have a small winkler"
"I'm telling on you!"

by Lastryder April 12, 2009

Wink wank

You say 'Wink Wank' after you say something flirtatious and cheeky or after a joke ...

*Chick stands in-front of Guy and blocks view*

Guy: Its not like I wanted to watch the game but oh well I don't mind the new view, wink wank ;)

Chick: Ohhh my *blushes*

OR

*On FB*

Friend 1: *Writes on Friend 2's wall* So how was your fall? bahahaha Wink wank x) ...

Friend 2: *Responses to wall post* Shut up it hurt like hell!! x(

by ViCKii.N August 3, 2011

Winkerbean

Name for a supposed friend who has anal intercourse with your dad.

Dude 1: Hey, I fucked your dad last night!

Dude 2: What the Fuck man!? You're such a Fuckin Winkerbean!!

Dude 1: Your dad fucks good man.

by DanG%25 February 12, 2008

Jalapeno Wink

This is when a Mexican dude drinks a lot of tequila, pisses in your eye, and it stings like a jalapeno.

I'm fucking give you a jalapeno wink if you don't chill that shit out.

by Simply February 9, 2005

butt winking

What a girls asshole does when you work the clit with a vibrator

I watched her butt winking as I worked the angel piss out of her with the big pocket rocket

by Mr.JJM August 24, 2006