Get the Davidmug. David is a feen ass nigga who will smoke anything out of anywhere and will go any distance to obtain his pleasure. He is an extreme ass and why his friends talk shit about him while trying to help.
by Ask.Me June 7, 2018
Get the Davidmug. Usually a dirty Mexican who can’t pronounce his words correctly. He is very short compared to his friends and is unsocial around new people. He can’t seem to find a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries and is always depressed about it.
by BoshBoiken March 3, 2020
Get the Davidmug. Commonly known as a repulsive Italian ranga with a freakish amount of body hair in places where hair is not meant to be. similar to that of a orangutang found in any zoo. Obviously this davide has never heard of deoderant and thinks he is such a great "ladies man" and soccer player when in fact he is neither. And probably has never heard of a razor.
"oh my god i was at party last night where some davide tried to slip a roofie in my drink'
i met this stranger in a public bathroom he totally reminded me of a davide.
i cant believe people actually pretend to like him, he is such a typical davide.
i met this stranger in a public bathroom he totally reminded me of a davide.
i cant believe people actually pretend to like him, he is such a typical davide.
by HUNG LIKE A BLACK MAN June 17, 2009
Get the davidemug. by George Guerrero December 7, 2016
Get the Davidmug. A sexy man with a 9-foot wang. Recognized for his weird puns and his annoying personality. Sometimes considered a dick.
(How's that even possible..?)
(How's that even possible..?)
by well then ._. June 7, 2018
Get the Davidmug.