by Jimmy Callback November 14, 2019
Get the Cunt-Wifemug. by DerbyDoll June 2, 2018
Get the Derby wifemug. A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.
Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne
by skizzad November 30, 2017
Get the Church wifemug. by Shawn696832 January 19, 2020
Get the Army Wifedmug. Errol's Wife is lit. She's easy on the eyes & what
I wouldn't do to call this Sweet Empress mine
My days are consumed with thoughts of her, I find it hard to concentrate at work as all I see is she. Then I wonder if this fool knows what him have? I fantasize about her all the time her face is the first thing I see when I wake up & last thing I see at night when I lay my head on my pillow. Does he ever look deeply into her eyes taking in the symmetry of her face & the perfectly placed beauty spot above her top lip?
What I wouldn't give to wake up next her every morning kissing her slowly & gently biting one lip at a time running my fingers over her spine
I would make it my life's work to please this lady I'm so in love with.
Non more foolish than the man who doesn't know what him have to lose!
I wouldn't do to call this Sweet Empress mine
My days are consumed with thoughts of her, I find it hard to concentrate at work as all I see is she. Then I wonder if this fool knows what him have? I fantasize about her all the time her face is the first thing I see when I wake up & last thing I see at night when I lay my head on my pillow. Does he ever look deeply into her eyes taking in the symmetry of her face & the perfectly placed beauty spot above her top lip?
What I wouldn't give to wake up next her every morning kissing her slowly & gently biting one lip at a time running my fingers over her spine
I would make it my life's work to please this lady I'm so in love with.
Non more foolish than the man who doesn't know what him have to lose!
by Janet21 February 6, 2023
Get the Errol's Wifemug. When the weather turns cold and sluts aren't out and about. So you find one you can stand for more than two hours. Take her on dates and bang all winter long but you aren't fully committed. Until the snow melts and you get back on your slut banging bullshit!
by Jzezy November 28, 2019
Get the Winter Wifemug. Wife Rash: Identical to curb rash on an automobile, typically on your high end rims from parking to close to the curb.
Also could be deemed as "Number Rash", caused by pulling into a parking space too far, one that usually has a triangular isolated curb made out of concrete.
"Wife Rash"is a term designated to reveal the true culprit of the damage done to the vehicle.
Also could be deemed as "Number Rash", caused by pulling into a parking space too far, one that usually has a triangular isolated curb made out of concrete.
"Wife Rash"is a term designated to reveal the true culprit of the damage done to the vehicle.
Car owner discussing a repair quote with an auto detailer or rim repair shop: "I need a quote on refinishing my rims as well as removing the Wife Rash."
by Incognito Ally July 2, 2020
Get the Wife Rashmug.