Wood plank wench

the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.

Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.

Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.

Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!

Kevin: That fat bitch?

Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious

by Captain josh December 15, 2007

welsch

a thong that is halway up someones back.

daaamn check out that welsch

by welschman December 9, 2008

wench

an un-nice girl, with a heck of alot of attitude, and is just really, really rude to those nice little children left in this crazy, crazy world.

"Yo, wench, keep ur attitude for someone else!"

by Johnny on the spot April 14, 2003

wench

Female driving instructor

That no-pass patty wench failed me!

by Doug AKA Beefy March 3, 2004

wench

its a mates bitch whose soo annoying and thinks shes queen sheba. such as samantha

samantha, jeremys wench, is the biggest fuckin wench mankind has ever developed

by michael August 17, 2004

Wench Pickle

Female (dick) talking shit about her own female friends

Susan, quit talking S___ about Wendy, you're such a wench pickle she's supposed to be your friend.

by picklemeyer December 4, 2009

Ashley Welch

An asshole who cant be trusted and never shows up to any event unless its on her terms. If you to anything to make this cry baby cry she will use everything against you even the most personal thing you told her shes a backstabbing bitch you should never trust her.

Omg did you her that jill was talking about you because you made her mad, shes such an Ashley Welch

by Alexs James December 22, 2018