Welcome to Costa Rica

A term used when a situation goes wrong or something major happens that you can't form better words to describe it.

Girl my mom just fell through the attic! "Well welcome to Costa Rica!"

by dez.1212 November 29, 2025

International Welcome Center

Any man or woman who opens their hearts (legs) wide in greating to all international visitors to a country because they can't get enough of that sweet sweet exotic poontang.

Lindsey and Felicia make up the University's official International Welcome Center.

by Sarahz December 26, 2007

Tasty Welcome

Tay-stee whel-kum noun-
1. A delicious frosty drink, left in the car on a hot day, so after a quick dash into a store, business, errand etc. it is placed strategically for a quick sip on arrival back into said vehicle.

2. Anything that is wonderful, and brings happiness at the perfect place and time.

1. That iced mocha coffee will be a tasty welcome after I get back.

2.That song was a tasty welcome. I just love harmonica music.

by Roo Moo July 25, 2009

wet welcoming

A warm welcoming that comes from between Liz's legs.

Liz gave me a wet welcoming ;)

by BullFrog July 23, 2014

Best Welcome

Ejaculation onto someone as soon as they walk into a room. Done to be humiliating, implying that sexual activity with target would have been less satisfying than jerking ones self off.

Jim only gave his "best welcome" to a girl when she became too clingy.

by DecepticonZombie June 4, 2018

Matthew welcome

A Matthew welcome is a great person and he loves to tease people by tazing them or Slapping their thighs. But he usually has Irish red hair and can be mean at some times.

Damn my thighs hurt.
Did Matthew welcome do it?
Yeah...

by Batcat21st September 4, 2018

Matthew welcome

This Matthew is a very loving and hot guy. He is a proud irish and he is normally rolling with a mokhawk. He is always dressing in a blackish punk rock outfit. Hella fit and has a sexy ass body. He is very hansom and loves to tease u, he is good at it too. He is a player but if u get him to be yours you'll fall imidiatly and never get up. He is kind, and lovey dovey he loves kisses and likes showing off. He does impress. if you are in danger and he cares for u he will stand infront of u and scare the fuck out of any shitbag dumb enough to mess with u.
He is a perfect boyfriend.

Girl: Damn my thighs hurt
Boy: did Matthew Welcome do it?
Girl: yea...

by _CrazyBitch_ April 18, 2019