cheese weasel

One who removes the cheese and/or toppings of another person's pizza.

Get your mitts off my pizza, you cheese weasel.

by SabreFreek July 22, 2010

weasel treats

The act of a woman rewarding a man's good behaviour by performing fellacio.

Dan was extremely polite when Rita's parents were over for dinner so that he could expect to receive weasel treats later.

by dyvee April 26, 2006

weed weasel

one who never has weed and always epects others to pack and when they do get a bag you never see them till its gone

No marty you can't have a bong hit you weed weasel .

by cheeba monkey February 19, 2008

Cheese Weasel Day

Holiday that takes place on April 3rd of every year, or 3 days later if the holiday falls on a weekend. On this day, if an IT or similar worker in the high-technology industry has been good all year, the cheese weasel(not to be confused with the Wisconsin party band "The Cheese Weasels") will leave a piece of cheese(originally a slice of Kraft American, but has since become more commonplace to use any cheese) under the keyboard for said worker to find in the morning. Although the holiday's origin is murky, its tradition can be traced as far back as 1992 when a weasel was spotted carrying a Kraft Single. As Hallmark and The American Dairy Association are unaware of this holiday, it remains mostly non-commercial and is less well known than other mascot-visits-all-the-good-boys-and-girls holidays. Cheese weasel day also has its own song (which consequently has no known tune).

Official site is here: http://cheeseweaselday.com/

Fred: "Hey Bob, looks like you've been a good little IT guy this year."

Bob: "How you figure?"

Fred:***Points at Kraft Single under Bob's keyboard** "Why, you got visited by the cheese weasel of course! Don't you know its cheese weasel day?"

Bob: "Wow I completely forgot! I guess I have been good this year."
***Proceeds to eat the cheese**


Song:
“Who brings the cheese on April 3rd?
The Cheese Weasel
He’s not a silly bunny or a reindeer or a bird,
He’s the Cheese Weasel
He’s got a cute black tail
And tiny buck teeth
He doesn’t bring fish, and he
Doesn’t bring beef
So you’d better be good if you wanna get some cheese
From the Cheese Weasel.”

by tatersalad1246 April 3, 2009

weasel-tastic

of or pertaining to weasel like godliness

molly and dylan are fuckin weasel-tastic

by molly and dylan April 28, 2008

Weised

This is when you have had so much to drink, you literally cannot function in a social situation. Victims usually possess the knowledge that they have indeed drank way too much, but sometimes the situation is known only by your peers. The words "I'm so wasted" or "I shouldn't be here" frequent the victim. The next day, one will not remember anything or very little of what happened during the event.

Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: I don't remember man i was so weised it wasn't even funny.

Person 1: Did we have to put Stacey on a cab around 10?

by seanmp May 16, 2009

weisenheimery

To act like weisenheimers, smart alecks, nuggets

I pulled up to McDonald's for some weisenheimery.

by EFizz February 10, 2010