molly weiner

a molly weiner is a weiner that curls in circles
"my molly weiner curls like a rollercoaster!"
by eliseweiner334 August 17, 2023
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weiner cramp

"That dude is a real weiner cramp..."
by rdhvck November 02, 2019
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weiner cowboy

Someone who frequently acts as though they are in search of a weiner bc rodeo where they can ride weiners all day. ie. an asshole, kissass, or a slut
“Dude, Todd just told my manager I was late from my break. I swear he’s such a weiner cowboy.”
Sheila really gets around, she’s a grade-A weiner cowboy.”
by NightMan420 February 26, 2021
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Weiner suicide

Drinking or drugging too much, to ensure that an erection does not occur, usually done intentionally.
I don't want to bang Stacy, so I'm gonna commit weiner suicide by whiskey
by robbierawb November 03, 2016
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rocket weiner

Bob: did you just rocket weiner?
Steve: yeah man...
Bob: ....nice
by Which fix July 11, 2015
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nancy weiner

A sorry little bitch who shouldn't teach a class that she has no experience with.
by kstov November 26, 2017
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