Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock

I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock

by Guido and The Guy April 24, 2023

elise weiner

elises weiner is long

"damn, my friend has an elise weiner"

by eliseweiner334 August 2, 2023

nina weiner

a nina weiner is an abnormally small weiner. it is used to describe the microscopic size of the male genital.

"I was shocked when i found out my boyfriend has a Nina Weiner!"

by eliseweiner334 August 13, 2023

molly weiner

a molly weiner is a weiner that curls in circles

"my molly weiner curls like a rollercoaster!"

by eliseweiner334 August 16, 2023

Weiner Wop

Using your penis to slap someone in the face especially your significant other. The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick.

If you don’t stop pissing me off I’m going to weiner wop you!

by The man Z April 11, 2020

barneys weiner

when you paint your penis purple and force small children to sing with you while its hanging out

while taking care of my neighbors kids, we had a barneys weiner to keep from getting bored

by barney bros March 6, 2020

Throat Weiner

The hanging down thing in the back of your throat

I dont know what Jeff was doing last night, but his throat weiner is swollen terribly.

by Ironhead66 June 14, 2022