Welcome to the suck

Welcome to the suck is a slang phrase used to welcome people to an unpleasant place that makes you want to blow your brains out. For example, your room full of semen stains and old pizza boxes or open.mp Discord Server, or you mother's kitchen.

Person 1: Welcome to the suck! The open.mp Discord Server.
Person 2: Fuck off, bitch.

by jennyjohn465465465fucky December 2, 2023

Detroit welcome

Being met with violence as your first greeting with someone.

“And Archie awakens on the pavement to the Punisher giving him a classic Detroit welcome.” - “Everyone Wants to Kill Archie”, Huggbees

by ThatLinuxNerd September 18, 2025

San Diego welcome

To kiss someone while they are sitting on a toilet and taking a poop.

Sarah suprised me with a San Diego welcome on our anniversary.

by DudeMacDudeington June 22, 2022

Hello everybody! My name is Welcome

A humorous gaffe from Markiplier in his video "3 Scary Games #23"

(Video Starts)

Hello everybody! My name is welcome...

...

...What?

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2023

Oroville welcome gift

When you’re a CRNA in Maine and move to Work in Oroville and get Covid.

Dammit Karl, you just moved and now you got the Oroville welcome gift.

by Bfreeskier January 28, 2022

Welcome to the takeover

A phrases coined by K of Feed the Sun , it portrays what he and his band intends to do both locally and internationally.

Welcome to the takeover , Feed the Sun is in ths house!

by K3$H March 23, 2024

Welcome

Welcome! WELCOME! One and all!

Hym "WELCOME! Welcome to the version of reality where a guy does the thing I'm doing. How's it going? How you feeling tonight? I don't even who what to call this... But that's not important. Are your enjoying my little... Thing? Is it good? For me it's like feeding geese... Or ducks. Num num num! Is it... Is it yummy? This is cool. This is a cool thing to have done. Good job me."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2022