Nuclear Waste

An explosive case of the shits that blasts water and liquid shit up the sides of the bowl like a mushroom cloud and leaves the depositor’s o-ring burning like a seared piece of meat.

Those 3-alarm wings left me squatting with some serious nuclear waste.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

dick wart

An insult given to someone, preferably a man, who is constantly annoying you and is extremely hard to get rid of.

Piss off, dick wart!

by Teresadf May 23, 2006

Waste Management

When you fuck a bitch next to a dumpster and then tip her in when you're finished with her.

Man 1: So did you ever hook up with that dirty street bag you met last weekend?

Man 2: Yeah, I took care of some waste management last night.

Woman 1: How was your date with that hot guy you met last wee-...damn, what's that stench? And why do you have egg noodles and used tampons in your hair?!

Woman 2: Well, we had some drinks and then he fucked me in the alley and threw me in the dumpster - fucking douche! He said his "needs were satisfied!"

by id0licious September 12, 2010

wastecadet

Some one who is starting to be a wasteman is called a waste cadet.

'Ben Scott is a wastecadet''

by LIVID-__- April 13, 2007

waste away

To deplete, to disinegrate, decapitate, to lose all excess and become essential.

I lay in my bed and waste away.

by wendy lane May 23, 2003

waste spooge

waste spooge means a sex postion were a man cums on woman and its goes everywhere

wanna do waste spooge tonight?

by SmartAssPerson February 23, 2017

wastecake

A mix of a "caker"; a word used to describe the young generation of canadian people, Cakers have a bad taste for food, music, fashion and overall lifestyle, and the term for being a useless waste of space and time "wasteman". We combine the two to form the ultimate insult to Canadians, "wastecake"!

Look at these two wastecakes over here!

by Rista9206 January 5, 2012