Wasband

An ex-husband

"Hey, that's a really nice bracelet."
"Thanks, it was the last birthday present I got from my wasband."

by chickdamebroad July 31, 2009

Wapanese

Those who think Japan and the Japanese culture is superior to all other countries and cultures in every shape, way, and form. The Wapanese will try to use their own language (mostly English fan boys and fan girls) in combination with their own language. They also learned their amazing Japanese language from watching anime with a lot of tentacle porn too. Most Wapanese people don't know what they're saying in Japanese most of the time except for the common words like Kawaii, Desu, and Baka. The Wapanese will seek Japanese women to date, and most likely stalk them. All Wapanese people are unleeb (see Leeb) and deserve to be banned from space (see space core from portal). If they wanna see a leeber, they must buy a telescope, Especially made with the Da Fanni camo (also known as the Kawaii camo from Black Ops 2).

Guy1: Hey nick, where are you going?

Nick: To the new Animecon. It's so Kawaii Desu

Guy1: You sound like a faggot you're not even Japanese

Nick: You're Baka Desu. I'm going to go heat a good artist like Hatsune Miku

Guy1: Lilwayne is ashamed of you now. You must be Wapanese.

by OpTiC L33Ber September 7, 2013

Wasaw

A way to say whats up

Hey zack wasaw facker

by Treesbees October 10, 2018

Wasabi

Kinda special if ya kno what i mean. he's kinda seggsy tho ngl. U might simp for him but u might also bust something. he's a beast at the violin and specializes in beating u in overwatch. 5'2 soccer player. gets no girls.

ugh what a wasabi.

by Rohtak January 13, 2021

wakana

wakana is a really cute girl UwU, she's so cute UWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUWuwUWuwuwueueuwuwuw immmmma fuuuckingggg cummmmmmmmmmmmm

Person 1: Hey look at Wakana, she got a new shoe
Person 2: Hold on, let me fap

by ya mama xD September 12, 2021

Wet Wakanda

When you get head from a black girl at a screening of Black Panther

Todd: Dude, I went to see Black Panther with all the African-Americans last night. You'll never guess what happened!

Jerry: What happened?

Todd: I got a wet wakanda from the girl next to me!

by Sir Benis Bepidus March 13, 2018

Wapanese

Okay, first off, anime is by far not "little kid animation" as some of the afformentioned definitions of Wapenese describe. Anime is in fact of higher quality than American animation, and contains notably 1) a plot; 2)a soundtrack that can be enjoyed; 3)character shading. Just because it is animated doesn't make it crap, f00.

While Wapanese kiddos are generally social outcast who are fat, pimply, and greesy (oh, and think hentai is sexually stimulating), there are people interested in Japan or anime who are in fact, not Wapanese. Wapanese is what Wapanese people call "otaku," which is an incorrect definition of the word (otaku means house).

Anyhow, a Wapanese is in fact a white kid who thinks that he is Japanese, or follows a majority of these traits:

1. Believes that he or she will marry a very hot Japanese man or woman.

2. Cosplays, ie. dresses as an anime character.

3. Pays money to go to an Anime Convention.

4 Uses Japanese words or phrases in internet speak or everyday life, even though he or she can't understand, read, or whatever Japanese.

5. Believe that they aren't white, but in fact, are. (Um...okay)

by Rekki May 19, 2005