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Wookie cocked

1.Getting your ass handed to you by a Wookie in any Star Wars game.

2.In any shooter, watching your body explode from the grenade you saw coming...too late.
Player 1 sees Player 2 running at them throwing a grenade.
Player 1, most likely a noob, makes the mistake of running towards Player 2.
Player 1 realizes too late that the grenades are deadly.
Player 2 exclaims:"You just got wookie cocked by "enter name".

*Works best if character's name is Long Shlong Silver.
**Works even better if Player 2 is a Wookie.
by The one named Bo December 13, 2008
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harboring a wookie

When a guy has an excessive amount of unflattering facial or body hair.
Oh my GOD, Zeke's growing a beard ... he looks like he's harboring a wookie.
by carrieparker December 30, 2008
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wookie

(n)1. A man who has an uncalled for amount of pubic hair with which he has never shaved, nor trimmed.

(v)1. To give a blow job to a man of great proportion when said man has a vast amount of pubic hair.
Kait: OMG, I went out with Jesus last night. He is SUCH a wookie.

While out with her friends last night, Kait explains the amazing wookie she gave to her boyfriend, Jesus, while they were in the shower.
by unsub2 October 9, 2008
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Reverse Wookie

The process of only shaving the genital area, and allowing the rest of the body hair to grow naturally
The girl I picked up at the bar had eaten enough granola that I figured E-woks would come running out of her leg hair, but I was pleasantly surprised when I went to land the Millennium Falcon that she had sculpted the Reverse Wookie.
by BillBob67 January 5, 2014
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wookie booger

A hairy piece of snot. Also can be used to express surprise or shock.
Man, that's a serious wookie booger you have hanging our your nose.
Holy wookie boogers, that guy just punched a weasel!
by Rhubarb1701 January 16, 2014
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wookie-eyed

A short-sighted person or one whose eyes don't align in a regular manner.
Look at that twat: totally wookie-eyed!
by The Sands of Time July 14, 2014
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wookie stick

(n.) a bent coat hanger used to dislodge the tangle of filth and hair that builds up in shower drains. When used, the coat hanger emerges resembling Chewbacca after taking a prolonged swim in the swamps of Dagobah or, more realistically, Kaskyyyk.
My girlfriend's shower wasn't draining, and she wanted me to call a plumber for her. Instead, I just jammed a wookie stick down there and cleared up the problem real quick.
by Philip Traum June 2, 2014
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