by Ben Hollins December 8, 2007

noun; whale whore: term used to describe a 'vegan fag' who tries to act badass but in reality is just an attention whore.
The reality show Whale Wars has been renamed Whale Whores by the geniuses behind South Park. The captain is a perfect example of a hippy trying to act badass but doesn't actually do anything badass.
"Wow, that liberal protester is such a whale whore."
"That whale whore should just go away, nobody wants to listen to their whining and he isn't convincing anybody."
"Wow, that liberal protester is such a whale whore."
"That whale whore should just go away, nobody wants to listen to their whining and he isn't convincing anybody."
by guywithabrain November 3, 2009

My personal Goal. I can't tell you how many time's I've been swimming in the ocean when i got tangled up in a bunch of gross Whale Body hair. So I'm proposing a international Shave the Whales Foundation to Rid the ocean of unnecessary Whale Shedding
Stupid Hairy Whales If it wasn't bad enough that we had to put up with them drinking all our water eating all our sailors now there is whale hair everywhere. we should just shave the whales
by Colte the Pirate January 5, 2007

The act of farting into a partners butthole. Members usually stand back to back and openly exchange gases between eachothers anus.
"Hey Brian, do you want to come over to my house and whale kiss?"
Carter and James are eating a taco bell preparing for thier long night of whale kissing.
Carter and James are eating a taco bell preparing for thier long night of whale kissing.
by extreme sex bop-it April 11, 2010

In contrast to leopard printing, whale styling someone is far too grotesque and wrong to explain on the internet, god forbid a young child's eyes wandering upon this page. Thus, for the safety of all our viewers, the true meaning of "whale style" will have to remain a tad secret, for now.
by ItsFact February 10, 2010

The fat chick you have sex with after you break up with your hot girlfriend. The could be due to the need for sex or because you are drunk.
by Lurch50469 September 18, 2008

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.
The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.
by Jack August 5, 2006
