whoompsh

to jerk off, to masturbate

i need to whoompsh, dont open my door

by trueluv January 24, 2011

whomp biscuit

Refridgerated, canned biscuits. After you peel a little bit of the label off, you whomp them on the countertop edge to pop the container open. Hence Whomp Biscuits.

Honey can you cook some whomp biscuits for breakfast? Sure! What brand?

Pillsbury makes the best whomp biscuits in the world.

by miltonbuck April 28, 2014

whoomper

To pass gas, to far, t to rip one

Jimmy said, "Excuse me!" as he let out a big whoomper.
Jeffery let a whoomper rip at the wedding during the vows.

As the bench vibrated, Coach Wes said, "Ok, who whoompered???"

by Uncle Jimmy jam May 9, 2018

whoopsie poopsie

when you poop in your undies on accident

Girl: That roller coaster was awesome I thought I was going to shit my pants! Wait... I did crap my pants!

Friend: You just had a whoopsie poopsie! HHAAAHAHHAAA!

by slappy pappy dingus April 6, 2010

Making whoopie

A term used to describe aggressive love making

“Daddy daddy, I saw mommy making whoopie with the fed ex man today!”

by Jakeb35 June 28, 2020

whomper

A throbbing erection.

After taking 6 viagra and injecting cocaine directly into my penis, I had a whomper for 9 hours.

by MilitantLezbian July 1, 2009

Whoopsy daisy

Used to express acknowledgement of a minor accident, blunder, or mistake.

"Whoospy daisy,I nearly killed myself!"

by Sam the man November 27, 2003