Divorce whisperer

The person who confronts you with the truth that you should get a divorce.

I'm forever grateful to Sofia, my divorce whisperer, for telling me that I should get a divorce instead of continuing to try to make a failing marriage work.

by Wonder Woman JK June 21, 2018

DM Whispering

When one person leaves the group chat to dm someone else in the groupchat privately

Katie left the gc just to tell me that she hates everyone in it and is just trying to be nice. I hate that she is always DM Whispering.

by business casual February 4, 2019

Window whisper

The act of passing gas into another's open window, at night, of course.

If those goddamn hippies don’t stop banging those drums, I’m going to window whisper the shit out of their houses

by A four pound pud September 10, 2019

Whisper biscuit

A vagina so tempting you can almost hear it whisper to you, come to me.

Her whisper biscuit was so perfect I think I heard it call to me

by Nap zone June 1, 2018

asshole whisperer

Someone whom has a gift and understanding in communication with assholes

Everywhere we go he always ends up talking to assholes being defined the asshole whisperer

by asshole whispered December 24, 2017

mouse whisperer

A person good at computers. A person skilled in doing anything quickly and comfortably on a computer, laptop, tablet or smart phone usually using a mouse or not.

My wife got on the computer and fixed our mortgage payment issue then paid the bank in 10 minutes with just some clicks of the mouse. She’s a mouse whisperer.

by LDL1 April 16, 2020

Whiskey whispers

When after having consumed an aggressive amount of whiskey, the imbiber loses the ability to speak at a proper volume

Oh, I guess Maurissa has them whiskey whispers (again).

by Creamerica September 21, 2020