Nuclear Waste

An explosive case of the shits that blasts water and liquid shit up the sides of the bowl like a mushroom cloud and leaves the depositor’s o-ring burning like a seared piece of meat.

Those 3-alarm wings left me squatting with some serious nuclear waste.

by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019

Cake Wasted

When you've eaten so much birthday cake, or just cake, you feel almost wasted. People who are cake wasted are usually in a daze, close to unconsciousness,(or already), and/or swollen with a food baby.

After eating two slices of triple decker chocolate cake, I fell asleep on my way to the bathroom. I was so cake wasted!

by cupcakes* July 03, 2011

Tattoo Wasted

The act of getting a really nice tattoo or having a really nice tattoo

I wanna get tattoo wasted" or "that tattoo is fucking wasted" and "he/she is tattoo wasted

by Zoot Ink July 03, 2010

waste-faceded

the act of drinking to the point that you should have gone to the hospital or gotten alcohol poisoning. getting waste-faceded usually results in a 24-48 hour long hangover and not remembering what happened once you started drinking

yeah my drunk scale goes tipsy, fuzzy, buzzing, drunkish, drunk, sloshed, hammered, swasted, hamboned, waste-faceded.

he drank a 1.75 of 100 proof soco in 4 hours and was so waste-faceded that he woke up in a staircase on the other side of campus!

by liquid524 December 05, 2009

Waste Yute

A youthful person that is a waste of time and space

Shaun: Juan is a waste yute. he’s a deadman when I catch him

by JuanTheWasteYute November 08, 2020

Waste Management

When you fuck a bitch next to a dumpster and then tip her in when you're finished with her.

Man 1: So did you ever hook up with that dirty street bag you met last weekend?

Man 2: Yeah, I took care of some waste management last night.

Woman 1: How was your date with that hot guy you met last wee-...damn, what's that stench? And why do you have egg noodles and used tampons in your hair?!

Woman 2: Well, we had some drinks and then he fucked me in the alley and threw me in the dumpster - fucking douche! He said his "needs were satisfied!"

by id0licious September 12, 2010

waste away

To deplete, to disinegrate, decapitate, to lose all excess and become essential.

I lay in my bed and waste away.

by wendy lane May 23, 2003