ass vodka

when someone drinks vodka from another mans ass crack, often leads to a burning sensations in ones corn hole and the drinkers eyes... can leave the taker with pink eye

Jordan : Man, lets do some ass vodka

Bartlett : Hell yeah man, I bend over, this guy here pours, you open up your gob!

by TheDrinker March 23, 2009

VoDkA

Nickname of Dylan Klebold, one of the Columbine killers. Second to REB DoMiNe, or Eric Harris.

-Hey, REB.
-Yeah, VoDkA?
-This is fun!
-Kill as many motherfuckers as you can!

by GoDDess- December 26, 2010

Volcanic rim job

covertly coating ones tongue and then perfoming a rim job on the unknowing victim.

Shawn: So, I heard that paul got revenge on his girl.

Dave: How did he do that?

Shawn: He got her with a Volcanic rim job.

Dave: That's disgusting!!

by Dirty roomie February 24, 2009

Volcanic Shit

When you're constipated and a fart builds up above the stuck shut, creating more and more pressure. The end result is a painful explosion of shit scattered around your toilet basin.

Argh, my ass hurts so much after that Volcanic Shit I had.

by Archaeon December 29, 2012

bakon vodka cream pie

when pan of hot bakon grease is slung onto an unsuspecting whore's vagina. The burn is then sterilized with the cheapest vodka available and the friend of the grease slinger then administers a standard cream pie to said whore.

That whore on the tiki bar wanted a body shot but got a bakon vodka cream pie.

by fishy oil May 21, 2011

Barton's Vodka

Vile, disgusting vodka that is only mildly tolerable after being ran through a pitcher water filter and mixed with cheap ass mixers.

"Dude, this Barton's Vodka isn't too bad after the filter!"

"Your liver will still still hate you tomorrow."

by MrShadySack February 24, 2012

vodka

Nail polish remover put into a fancy bottle.

The other day I drank some vodka.. it tasted like shit.

by Kathleen the green bean December 10, 2006