Volcanic Turtle

A freaking moron who likes Turtles but does not really like Turtles. This person is a queer and is obessed with Urbandisctionary.com. Has problems with his brain and likes to love himself, because he has noone else.

That freaking Volcanic turtle is a bitch!

by TridenT March 26, 2005

volcan

A person with severe mental retardation, several other mental disorders, little to no english skills, and obsessivly stalks those who have rejected him.

"I smokd a sigar and drank champane whne XA brock up -SUCK A COCK"

by Anon July 20, 2003

volcanoing

a sexual act in which one partner is upside (via handstand or being held upside down by another) and projectile diarrheas in the air, like a volcano erupting, while the other partner awaits below to have the diarrhea rain upon them like hot lava

damn, that nasty hoe tried to get me to go volcanoing with her last night, disgusting!

by damnthtsnazty July 28, 2011

volcano

Another word, usually used in code, for penis.

Man, I was making out with my boyfriend yesterday, and his volcano was on fire!

by grandeloveee December 9, 2008

Chocolate Volcano

When one partner puts baking soda and vinegar in other partners asshole, the the other partner shits out the now 'chocolate' volcano.

My girlfriends ass exploded when i did the "Chocolate Volcano" last night.

by douchebag mcchocolatelover August 24, 2010

active volcano

a breast that happens to be lactating

That pregnant girl has got some serious active volcanoes.

by baconhoagie October 12, 2010

Angry volcano

Angry volcano - when a girl that smokes weed or whatever you prefer, sucks your dick and gets your dick hard while blowing smokes around it.

Girlfriend: light it up...

Friend: puff puff pass

Girlfriend: you wanna see an angry volcano?

Friend: sure...

Girlfriend: pulls his pants down and sucked it to get hard and takes a fat rip and sucks it again while blowing cloud of smoke on your dick

by Listodurock909 June 10, 2014