vodka friday

every friday is when you drink a shit ton of vodka. it's mandatory to drink as much as possible, since that's the friday way

hey it's finally vodka friday

i can't wait until vodka friday

by retired jeff July 31, 2020

Vodka Cock

The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.

After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.

by NickEpic July 29, 2012

Gulag Vodka

The act of pissing on a person's grave.

"Have you gone to the presidential graveyard?"

"I went to give them all some Gulag Vodka last week!"

by Xalterai April 9, 2023

Vodka Todger

See whiskey dick.

A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.

“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”

“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”

by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023

vodka

A clear, strong alcoholic drink made especially from grain or potatoes

This is my second glass of vodka.

by bluestinger66 December 7, 2022

Vodka

An alcoholic spirit of Russian origin made by distillation of rye, wheat, or potatoes. Also known as the Slavic Elixir.

Vodka is totally not alcoholic.

by Neighbor Vadim March 16, 2021

Vodka

What all Russians have flowing through their veins.

"Vodka is life" -Literally every Russian ever

by Barnie Slayer April 2, 2021