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Vampires Dark Rising

Prepare for treason, backstabbing bitches and poisonous alliances. Although rated 12+, definitely not suitable for under 18, due to the explicit avatars in-game and cheesy B.B.E. lovestories. Proceed with caution.
Oh you're on an amazing Vampires Dark Rising talon run? Let me self claim you.
by đarƙy October 9, 2016
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Emotional-vampire

1). Someone who is addicted to giving or having emotional pain.

2). Someone who becomes happy from another persons pain.

3). Malice
He is an emotional-vampire, always mentally beating people down.
by realityempty January 2, 2012
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Dick nosed vampire

one who thinks that the freeway is a nascar track. Swerving through lanes without regard to safety during commute hours but not managing to pass many people.
Look at that dick nosed vampire he needs to relax this is not nascar it's the monday morning commute.
by zoobileezoo April 17, 2009
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Vampire

A crazed fangirl who believes that she is, in fact, one of Stephanie Meyer's vampire characters in the most plot-lacking book published in 2006, Twishite. Will often pretend that she has Insomnia and make herself look pale with the use of make-up. Likes to believe that she lives in depression due to issues that have come up in her life. Will do anything to defend Twilight.
Non-fan: Twilight sucks.

Fangirl: NO IT DOESN'T IT'S THE BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD SHUT UP!
Nf: It has no plot.
Fg: Your face has no plot.
Nf: Vampires suck.
Fg: *sets other crazed fangirls on Nf*

No exp. needed.
by Geekseason2 August 30, 2009
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Trolling for vampires

When a girl is on her period, she is trolling for vampires.

Synonym: Riding the cotton donkey.
"You going downtown?"

"Not while my bitch-woman is trolling for vampires."
by Jesys Chryst July 1, 2005
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Vampire Lollipop

Stop flushing your vampire lollipops down the toilet, they keep coming up like strawberry marshmallows
by West$ideR May 9, 2019
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pants vampire

–noun
1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse, that is said to sneak into the closets of unsuspecting, frequently drunk victims, ripping one - and only one - pair of pants before folding and placing it neatly in the middle of the pile.
2. (in Eastern European folklore) a corpse, animated by an undeparted soul or demon with a pants fetish, that periodically leaves the grave and disturbs the living's wardrobes, until it is exhumed and impaled or burned.
3. a person who preys ruthlessly upon other people's pants.
4. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces by ripping their favorite pair of pants.
5. an actress noted for her roles as an unscrupulous seductress, able to seduce the pants off of every and any man she pleases: the vampires of the silent trouser movies.
Chris: Dude, I don't know what happened, but my favorite pair of pants has a huge rip in the ass!

Adam: Pants vampire.
by frannypro April 21, 2009
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