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View Jitzu

The art of rationalizing that you could actually beat up an MMA fighter, after having watched countless MMA matches in your life.
These UFC and Bellator fighters don't stand a chance against me. I'm literally almost a 3rd Degree Black Belt in View Jitzu!
by Heated by Ms. Deeds October 4, 2022
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view

Something so undeniably pleasing to look at (usually by many onlookers) that conventional adjectives such as "beautiful" and "aesthetic" cannot give adequate meaning to just how pleasing to look at this something is.
She's so view in that 2020 fashion outfit!
by viewmaster2020 January 18, 2020
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The Viewing

The moment after defecation when one peers behind to examine the size, color, and consistency of one's own poop.
After taking a dump, Steven was discouraged to find that his deposit had sunk to the bottom of the toilet, depriving him of the viewing.
by DirtyEdward June 13, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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Babadook viewing party

1. A threesome involving 3 folx of the same (relative/subjective) gender.

2. Group sex involving folx of all the same gender.
Kelso: "Hey Stan, my roomates are going to be out of town next weekend on business. Do you wand your partner Kyle want to come over for a Babadook viewing party?"

"Bitch, what were doing in your room last night? Sounded like a damn babadook viewing party"

"Hey babe, do you think we should bring strawberries and whipped cream to that babadook viewing party that Molly is hosting?"
by Franne Cis Femme July 5, 2017
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View Year 10 II Eight

*Whelp* We’re going against View Year 10 II Eight this weekend.
by 53182632729393 March 12, 2021
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"plain view" exception

A loophole in da generally-accepted social rule which states dat you hafta keep yer paws off a buxom gal's "merchandise" less'n ya get her permission beforehand --- da theory in dis case is dat if she has a majority of her plump juicy "milk-thingies" juss hangin' right out there all luscious and "obvious", she is implying dat she is largely "tossing social norms out da window", and so you can go ahead and gleefully "squeeze theeze" without having to ask her first.
I'm guessing dat da brainless lunkhead in da classic "PAT"-labeled-uniform cartoon (da bosomy chick who's wearing da name-imprinted t-shirt is named "Patricia", but da clueless dude thought dat da word meant dat he had permission to feel her up) who got KO'd by da brawny babe was thinking of da "plain view" exception when he decided to delightedly "savor da goods" with his huge clumsy hands... da guy's buddy is saying to him, "I think it's meant for identification purposes, not as a set of instructions" :P
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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