Facebook Ugly

A boy or girl that one may find attractive in real life, but when you go home to stalk her via Facebook, you find that she has little to none attractive pictures. This is a downer when you try to show your friends a hot girl on Facebook; but unbeknown to you, she doesn't have many attractive pictures, making you look like a fool for thinking someone is hot who appears not to be.

Guy 1: Dude, you gotta see this chick she's so fine.

Guy 2: Bro.. that girls ugly as sin..

Guy 1: No way! She may be Facebook Ugly, but in real life, she's a pistol!

Guy 3: You need to check your sources before thinking a girl is hot, man.

by Peed Reraner November 5, 2009

ugly bag

A purse that is vintage or earthy but happens to be very cute, if it is designed wrong has the potential to be very ugly.

wow bridget got such a cute ugly bag from that thrift store downtown!

by lindsss. April 6, 2009

Ugly Juice

Another word for Alcohol which ages women forward by a decade or so (10 years). 🤔

"She's destroying her look, she's drinking too much ugly juice."

by strongsurvive November 24, 2022

Jumping Ugly

Going off verbally, aggressively and disrespectfully on someone who has said or done something to piss you off.

I was jumping ugly with him after he said my work sucked.

by Cyclist Rauel January 15, 2012

Circus Ugly

Someone so ugly that they must be part of a travelling circus. Beyond regular ugly. Beyond oogly. On par with fugly.

Mau's brother is srsly Circus Ugly

by POS vs NSB December 16, 2012

Ugly Goggles

One who wears ugly goggles has bad taste in girls. They think the ugly ones look good.

Devonte: Yo dat girl is bangin
Luke: Homie you got yo ugly goggles on cuz dat gurl looks like magilla gorila ma nigg.

by Taheed December 30, 2008

Porkchop Ugly

so ugly you have to hang a porkchop around her neck even just to get the dog to play with her.

Oh dear god she's nasty, like porkchop ugly to the maximum limit.

or

She looks like she climbed to the top of the ugly tree, lost her balance, and hit every branch on the way down.

or

her repulsiveness goes all the way to 11.

by vinnyfrye May 3, 2009