Tyson

A dad who loves his kids. He is the coolest dad ever (seriously). He is the top seller at his work as a weed salesman at a legal weed dispensary in Alaska. He desires to make his kids laugh and he wants to show his kids all the beauties of the world.

Look at TYSON, I wish my dad were like him.

by fefe_got_that_dripdrip January 5, 2021

tyson

he is hot and wants to fuck every girl he dates, he is very dirty minded and he looks and touches every girls ass. he forces you to kiss him and he has a giant dick. he is a big whore/hoe/slut. he is a weakling and a pussy. he is scared of lots of things. he dates ever girl that likes him and every girl he meets. he is fat and can be a cunt sometimes

tyson is hoe.

by tyson's girlfriend charlie June 2, 2019

Tyson Lewis

A cool guy with a massive penis.

Hey that penis is huge it’s about 1/4 of Tyson Lewis’s

by NotTyson September 11, 2020

Mike Tyson

Someone who doesn't have more than one round of sex

I was ready to go all night but he pulled a Mike tyson and went to sleep

by Coal and Fish October 25, 2020

Tyson

Great guy super charming but tends to over think thing, He is sometimes quite and chill but a great leader and role model to his peers. Shows nothing but loyalty and is respected as he respects others, but he is never to quite to let people know when something is not right.

Tyson is strong willed only letting himself stand in front of him taking responsibility for his own short comings

by New day & age February 27, 2022

Tyson and Jakob Show

A cringey YouTube channel made by 2 kids named Jakob and Tyson. The channel was made a long time ago, running along both “TysonKirk10”. The only posted a Super Mario 3D World Lets Play.

Person 1: Hey! You know TysonKirk10?
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: He and his friend made a cringey channel called the “Tyson and Jakob Show”

by Olivehead September 20, 2018

Mike Tyson's worst enemy

S

Mike Tyson can't say the sound that S males and ends up making the TH sound

Examples:
The thalad hath lettuth and tomatoeth.
The theven htailors were theathick.
The mouth is thleeping in the houth.

Person 1: What is Mike Tyson's worst enemy?
Person 2: the letter S
Person 1: How?
Person 2: He can't pronounce the sound S makes

by some guy with a computer November 30, 2020