Noob toob

A very small penis

You have a noob toob, bro

by CoolGuy♡♡ May 6, 2018

tooba

a whore

what a tooba, aka, a whore

by bushrasays January 20, 2020

Twob

A person who is both a 'twat' and a 'snob'

Did she just like her own profile picture? Wow she is such a twob.

by kathycheese123 September 24, 2012

Twob

A person who is a mix of a twat and a knob. Just a general dick!

Have you met Andy Day, he's such a twob

by Hashtagbitch June 7, 2014

log twobbling

verb; dwindling of the penis between fingers after vigorously rubbing it in with maple syrup while simultaneously rubbing gold bond around your belly button.

Guy: Dude, have u gone all the way with your girlfriend?

Dude: no, but we were log twobbling last night.

Guy: whats that?

Dude: ask ur mom. or look it up on urban dictionary or somethin.

by Conawald X. Newfonshlogan April 2, 2010

twooshbag

A twitter user that doesn't care about following anyone, just cares how many people are following them.

@hotdogsladies is such a twooshbag

by xsforis March 28, 2008

twobob

Class bloke with a great attitude towards friends and family.

twobob = respect

by simon hill May 27, 2003