Turd Hammer
Turd Hammer by Charlie Donovan December 1, 2011
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turd sculptor
Dude 1: did you see the new movie that turd sculptor tim burton put out?
Dude 2: yeah...between helena bonham carter and that script he sure had his hands full of shit, huh?
Dude 1: yep.
Dude 2: yeah...between helena bonham carter and that script he sure had his hands full of shit, huh?
Dude 1: yep.
turd sculptor by vulvahammer May 28, 2010
Turd Muffin
Turd Muffin by Alec "Baldwin" November 28, 2004
turd jockey
One who participates in the act of anal intercourse and asshole play whether it be Homo or Hetero sexual play in nature.
"You know, I have just had about enough of Dave's comments about him and his wifes ass capades. Now when I see Dave, I just think to myself-man what a turd jockey and how he can eat with those hands or kiss his mother with that mouth. I Just want to say : Keep the tight wife but hole comments to yourself so I can be ignorant to your anal sexploritory adventures. I mean come on. We still have to spend christmas parties together and I don't want it to get freakin' wierder, so stop!-Please"
turd jockey by R.L. Allen September 10, 2007
Turd pump
(noun) - the action or systems necessary to compensate for a work environment in which authority to resolve a problem is chronically pushed up to the apex of an organization and accountability for having the problem solved is pushed down to the organization's lowest-ranking members.
Turd pumping, which is the verb form, is normally encouraged by punishing the subordinate worker for the non-compliance of his superiors.
Etymology: Because shit only flows downhill, anybody trying to make shit flow uphill must be using a pump.
Turd pumping, which is the verb form, is normally encouraged by punishing the subordinate worker for the non-compliance of his superiors.
Etymology: Because shit only flows downhill, anybody trying to make shit flow uphill must be using a pump.
Example 1: In a restaurant, the servers are made responsible for customer satisfaction but are denied the authority to order the kitchen to reheat cold food. One turd-pump method is to ask the waitress who is sleeping with the manager to take the food back to the kitchen for reheat.
Use in sentence: Janet can turd pump that steak back through the kitchen for you because the chef knows that the boss is hiding the sausage in her pantry.
Example 2 (use in sentence): Subordinate worker "begging for review" of document that subordinate worker is not allowed to file or submit to clients until the documents are reviewed by a superior, where the subordinate will be punished if results are not timely.
Use in sentence: The reason that Liu can't the client's assignment out on time is that you need a 3-phase turd pump to get the partners to sign anything this week.
Use in sentence: Janet can turd pump that steak back through the kitchen for you because the chef knows that the boss is hiding the sausage in her pantry.
Example 2 (use in sentence): Subordinate worker "begging for review" of document that subordinate worker is not allowed to file or submit to clients until the documents are reviewed by a superior, where the subordinate will be punished if results are not timely.
Use in sentence: The reason that Liu can't the client's assignment out on time is that you need a 3-phase turd pump to get the partners to sign anything this week.
Turd pump by Frustrated_Monolingual January 1, 2010
turd chaser
A shipboard plummer. A Navy nickname given to Hull Technicians (HT) for being the ship's roto-rooter experts.
Nothing sexual implied, but the possibility is there obviously
Nothing sexual implied, but the possibility is there obviously
turd chaser by wheaty June 2, 2005