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by Kathybradyyyyy April 19, 2020
Get the Tristanmug. A asshole you can’t get enough of his peanut head looking as.He will come back like a boomerang and will always try to be inappropriate no matter what and he is a really bad friend and cheats on his girl friend
Tristan
by Tristan haters November 8, 2019
Get the Tristanmug.
Get the Tristan Rodriguezmug. Tristan is the kind of guy that you will always love but you will never have. He has a huge ego and he will treat you horribly if you break up. He had an anxious attachment style, so even if he ends things expect him to always think about you. He’s beautiful, though. Strong, gentle, and hilarious are all words that perfectly describe him. Do not have sex with him though because he will use you and then spread rumors about you. The beginning of your relationship with him will be pure bliss. You have to tell Tristan you love him while you can because he doesn’t like to stick around.
Person one- M, who’s the guy that was the best and worst thing that happened to you?
M- yeah, that would be Tristan.
M- yeah, that would be Tristan.
by Aimh rgaga June 13, 2025
Get the Tristanmug. Bro you look like a Tristan
by WookieBookie December 24, 2022
Get the Tristanmug. by Fuck u ain’t saying who April 14, 2022
Get the Tristanmug. Boy who is listening you even if you talk 5 hours, you are gonna feel like “sugar-BROCKHAMPTON” song whenever you are talking with him,you are gonna feel like someone is cuddling you under the navy blue sky with stars while talking with him.If i describe him with 3 words ;cutie,smart,kind he is cute as a red panda :))
by Fraguador June 16, 2023
Get the Tristanmug.