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Tristan

A person who is a dweeb and has a small dick and is bad at kissing and Finnishes in sex really fast
Mannnnn have you seen small dick tristan
by Kathybradyyyyy April 19, 2020
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Tristan

A asshole you can’t get enough of his peanut head looking as.He will come back like a boomerang and will always try to be inappropriate no matter what and he is a really bad friend and cheats on his girl friend
Tristan
by Tristan haters November 8, 2019
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Tristan Rodriguez

im addicted to finessen 😂‼️🧐🤣
damnnn Tristan Rodriguez is one sexy mf 😍
by 😂‼️🤣🤣 July 3, 2021
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Tristan

Tristan is the kind of guy that you will always love but you will never have. He has a huge ego and he will treat you horribly if you break up. He had an anxious attachment style, so even if he ends things expect him to always think about you. He’s beautiful, though. Strong, gentle, and hilarious are all words that perfectly describe him. Do not have sex with him though because he will use you and then spread rumors about you. The beginning of your relationship with him will be pure bliss. You have to tell Tristan you love him while you can because he doesn’t like to stick around.
Person one- M, who’s the guy that was the best and worst thing that happened to you?

M- yeah, that would be Tristan.
by Aimh rgaga June 13, 2025
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Tristan

Ugly ah goofy ah no lucky ah self short ah no girls ugly in every picture that people take of them
Bro you look like a Tristan
by WookieBookie December 24, 2022
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Tristan

: Tristan played me

By: fuck u I ain’t gonna say who
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Tristan

Boy who is listening you even if you talk 5 hours, you are gonna feel like “sugar-BROCKHAMPTON” song whenever you are talking with him,you are gonna feel like someone is cuddling you under the navy blue sky with stars while talking with him.If i describe him with 3 words ;cutie,smart,kind he is cute as a red panda :))
anyone:OMG RED PANDA ISNT IT SO CUTE
Ian:yeah but not cute as much as “Tristan”
by Fraguador June 16, 2023
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