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Tristansexual

When your so horny that you fuck your best friend Tristan and you are so attracted to the sex that you only date people named Tristan but they won't go out with you because there into people named shaun. They also butt fuck all the time and eat shit together.
I love Tristan because I'm Tristansexual
Related Words

Tristianity 

A common belief or religion often referred to those who believe in the trees. They believe that the sole step forward from the afterlife is the existence of trees. (you turn into a tree after death)
"YO there is a new hip religion called tristianity that you should totally join at discord.gg/bsBmztzD6h" - john
"shut the fuck up mcgale johnson" - barry
Tristianity by Lyxchy November 7, 2022
Guy 1: WOW LOOK AT THAT
Girl 1: HOLY SHIT
Guy 2: THATS A FAT FUCKING COCK
Tristan: yeah ik
tristan by ellaisstillleng November 22, 2022
Most awesome person to ever exist
and extremely handsome
but looks like waldo
Hi Tristan
Tristan by defnotjonah December 8, 2022

The Tristan Effect 

When a new idea/object/person is introduced that everyone likes at first but everyone slowly starts to see through the cracks and the subject does not change.
Person 1: did you used to like family guy?
Person 2: yeah it used to be really good
Person 1: so sad it fell victim to The Tristan Effect
Is a beautiful person who loves to show love and likes basketball
"Yo your such a triswayne"
triswayne by Lilwaynevert April 20, 2018