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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

traffic

too many cars being combusted and being slow for toolong

therers an old lady in front of me causing traffic

by jakevi July 27, 2022

Traffic Coned

Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.

Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.

by Adwala76 March 19, 2022

traffic maker

Badly timed traffic lights

What is this?! The green light was only lit for 10 seconds! It's a real traffic maker.

by MU7FIN March 27, 2024

Brain traffic

Noun. A state of mind or condion that one may experience when a brains thought process cannot power down for a much-needed rest or sleep peiod. Typically occurs when one's body is flooded with excitement or worry before a big day the night before, restlessness caused by lack of sleep or anxiety.

"Roger tossed & turned not being able to get comfortable because the BRAIN TRAFFIC would not ease up."

by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* December 25, 2023

Weaving Traffic

The art of driving through congested traffic at higher speeds, one lane to the next often with near misses.
*Police are creating or already have "weaving" laws!

I was super late to work and fencers were in the fast lane. I started weaving traffic and got a $250 ticket in Denver!

by Xanalu September 14, 2025