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A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
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downtown traffic

Getting busy between a woman's legs; going down on a woman
Downtown traffic was heavy this evening.
by lalaluscious February 7, 2014
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Trafficness

DAMN TRAFFICNESS MAKING ME LATE
by SpongeCakey October 18, 2021
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Traffic Lights

Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green
Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"
by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019
mugGet the Traffic Lightsmug.

traffic sona

A persona you create for the Life Smp (a YouTube Minecraft series including 3rd Life, Last Life, and Double Life). Named after the Life smp’s three hearts 💚💛❤️ being traffic light colors.
My traffic sona is a character who likes pvp and has a pack of dogs.
by meowthekitty321 December 26, 2022
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Human Traffic

A verb. To take a person FROM a place and relocate them TO a different place against their will for 0 dollars.
Hym "If he didn't human traffic anyone then he isn't a human trafficer. Let it go. Do you know why you REALLY hate Andrew Tate? You want me to tell you? You hate Andrew Tate for the SAME EXACTLY REASON that I berated that fucking retard. Because he's CLAIMING to be an extra special guy... And YOU KNOW FOR A FACT (because you're READING THIS HERE right now)... That he is NOT AN EXTRA SPECIAL GUY! I did all the thinking. He didn't do 'The Work.' He got the women TO DO IT FOR HIM. He 'Owned the right thing' by literally getting a mafia guy to GIVE a casino to him (Likely by SAYING THINGS I'VE SAID). And the conversion into 'Self-help work salesman' was 👨 🍳🤭😘 a masterpiece! It was a thing of beauty! Like watching heaven get sucked into a black hole! But you're not even mad at him at that point. That's all just CAPITALISM! HE'S JUST SOME RANDOM KICKBOXER! HE'S JUST SOME FUCKING GUY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING ADMIT IT! So the socialists hate him because 'capitalism bad.' Destiny hates him because 'Oh shit! They're going to find out I'm not Hym!' And the CAPITALISTS hate him because WHAT HE MEANS... What HIS VERY EXISTENCE MEANS...
by Hym Iam February 4, 2024
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