An incredibly corny way to say, "I'm totally down"; which means, you are in full agreement with whatever event/action the other person is proposing.
Corny Ass MF#1: I'm thinking we should totes go to Coachella this summer!!!!!?????!!!!!!
Corny Ass MF#2: OMG!!! I'm TOTES DOWN.
Corny Ass MF#2: OMG!!! I'm TOTES DOWN.
by HayGurlHay. September 3, 2016
Get the totes downmug. A male that follows around a particular female, in hopes of one day landing her and compleating menial tasks such as: Picking her up from a bar. Holding her purse. Being her bitch.
Abbie called her man-tote to take her home when she no longer wanted to be at the concert, knowing he would be there faster than a cab and that she wouldn't have to pay.
by Handy-tandy-dandy-drew March 10, 2010
Get the Man-totemug. an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).
Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
by totesie August 14, 2010
Get the Sven Totesmug. Friend #1 Bro have heard about that telly ting girl at the party she a real booger
Friend #2 Yea totes- totes molotes I did hear about her she's weird
Friend #2 Yea totes- totes molotes I did hear about her she's weird
by CATKID June 2, 2022
Get the Totes Molotesmug. basically a man who is fruity or seen as gay because of the way he pulls his bag over the shoulder. This can be used towards sassy men as well. SASSY MEN PANDEMIC 2022.
by carpetmeow November 22, 2022
Get the totemug. by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018
Get the dick totemug. 