Totes Diabol

Totes - taken from the film 'I love you, man' meaning totally.

Diabol - Abbreviation of diabolical

To say that something is really bad, outrageous or just down right wrong.

That man's mustache is just totes diabol.

This night out has good from good to totes diabol

by Glittery Beast September 3, 2012

Tote

A cigarette or a small smokeable item. A blunt is to large.

Would anyone like to smoke a tote?

by Mikedefazio January 5, 2015

scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.

When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.

by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013

Tote

To pass the basketball in a game.

Yo, tote the rock.

by rossmusick April 17, 2020

Totes Def Awk

The abbreviation for Totally Definitely Awkward.

Bro 1: Do you see that girl over there?

Bro 2: Yeah, you can tell she's totes def awk.

by IAmBatmanYo June 17, 2012

Totes Masc

Term used as propaganda for toxic masculinity.

I’m no homo. I’m totes masc

by Wynn July 5, 2018

toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023