penis tote

A girthy bag carried by women in UGGs covered in fallic shapes. No one knows why, but scientists search for the answer.

Don't make fun of my awesome Penis Tote

by Stormsurge 420 January 17, 2023

totes

1. Short for Totally , total
2.Short for t0te bags

Look at my new totes, like it?
It"s totes cute!!

by hihi sky January 29, 2023

Tote

Something you don't want to do; a struggle

- All this homework is a tote.

- "I gotta walk all the way home"... "that's a tote"

by Miolagranola July 6, 2017

Totes Masc

Term used as propaganda for toxic masculinity.

I’m no homo. I’m totes masc

by Wynn July 5, 2018

Tote

A small amount of something

I will have a tote of whiskey

by Iambic July 12, 2018

dick tote

a banana Hammock or a male thong

went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.

by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018

totes

A lame, cringeworthy term said by your typical teen girl.

"That food was totes good!"

"Omg, homework is totes boring!"

"I totes need to go to the mall!"

by Tomboy04 September 8, 2018