Toney

The most handsome guy I've ever met. Every where he goes women want him. He's always been the most cutest boy all through out his life and knows it and doesn't care. He may have his flaws but he is smart, strong, charming, sexy, a natural leader and above all an adonis. Gots huge balls and a huge schlong as well. Doesn't need you as much as you need him. Toney is a rare specimen and you'll never find any other man that is as handsome and as cool as he is.

Damn that female police officer just gave Toney her phone number. I wish I was him but i'm not because I'm ugly, gay and have a frightened turtle between my legs.

by LUVuTONEY February 6, 2010

Moan Tones

Instead of a standard ringer, or a ringer of a song, moan tones cause a cell phone to make deep, ecstatic moaning noises, as one makes when one has an orgasm, when one recives a call. Popularised by adult film star Jenna Jameson.

(ohh! unhh! yea!) Thats my moan tones, hold on.

by Anternam April 4, 2006

toner

a nipple that is erect, poking through the shirt

She must be cold because she has quite some toners there.

by hebrew_hammer September 22, 2006

Toneage

A lifestyle choice where exercise and fitness is a dominant priority.
Can also be used to the describe a period of time spent working out.

Example 1 - I did some amount of Toneage this morning!!
Example 2 - Il be going to the gym for some Toneage later

by bucky400 June 3, 2011

Tonezone

Shitty music shop in bideford devon.Staffed by what can only be described as a scheck and donkey double act. CHEAP SHITTY INSTRUMENTS! Sold by cheap shitty people.

MIKE:- "I want to be treated like crap and to buy a crappy guitar. where do i go??"
FRED:- "Get yer sorry ass to Tonezone Music. But beware of the dog, i heard she bites and is rabid!"

by swingingbeef July 7, 2008

toner

to-ner (noun): an erect nipple. This usually occurs when it is cold. The word's origin lies in the ingenious combination of the words tit and boner, giving us toner.

You can just see those girls' toners through their thin shirts.

by the girls of Theta October 28, 2006

toney

Sensitive, sappy, emotional, or preachy.

"Ayo, that new Kanye single is pretty toney. Why does he always have to talk about Jesus?"

by Funthrax October 28, 2007