Toaster Fucker

A person who masturbates at the smell of burnt toast.
One who has a toaster fetish.
One who squanches with a toaster cable (toaster attached).

Deek check at guys face he can totally smell at toast the dirty "toaster fucker"

Deek at all them pigeons eating round that guys crotch guaranteed "toaster fucker".

Did he no order any? what a "toaster fucker".

by Cormdawg April 22, 2017

toaster strudel

The act of jizzing on a girl's back after having sex with her doggy style.

After I fucked my bitch from behind, I gave her a toaster strudel.

by PocketRocket2021 September 26, 2011

Toaster Faggot

(Noun) Someone who should be burnt alive because of what a faggot they are.

A vulgar term originating from the phrase "toast a faggot" which means to cook a faggot alive for being such a faggot.

"Your dad is such a toaster faggot"

by Hajs5 January 12, 2009

toaster

used to say something is bad, or ugly (like a toaster)

girl 1: ew, i hate your shoes.

girl 2: well, your face looks like a toaster!

by lindsaymayland February 16, 2008

toaster

An appliance that stores food and keeps them cool. When you open it, the light comes on, and goes off when you close it.

I tried 37 times to catch it when the light was off, but failed.

by Paul McCabe August 11, 2005

Toaster Mafia

A mafia that's sol purpose is to take all the toasters in the world and use them to create the HILERBOT 5000

"Oh no! The Toaser Mafia stole our toasters and are eating our children!"

by Tim Allen September 13, 2003

Purple Toaster

The eastr egg later in the game of gears of war.

Who Wants Toast!?
Marcus Fenix Says this when the purple toaster is activated?

by Sippy Doo August 12, 2009