by King Chilie September 28, 2015

A rather tasty salad typically comprising of lettuce, onions, tomatoes, cucumbers among many other vegetables, topped with a dressing of some sort.
by waka flocka flame, hood ass n* December 9, 2012

When a male is driving a car and his knees are on the steering wheel and the girl is underneath him eating out his ass, while using her feet to push the pedals.
by Lloyds July 30, 2008

Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.
I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!
She’s always giving lap salads.
She’s always giving lap salads.
by Salty fish November 5, 2017

An act where marijuana is placed in a girls butthole and the partner lights the marijuana and smokes it through the girls vagina.
by golf88 December 18, 2016

by bomberboi March 14, 2019

When you cum so hard into your girlfriends mouth that cum comes out her nose. You must then toss romaine lettuce and Parmesan cheese with the “sneezed out “ cum dressing and serve cold.
by Trainius M November 22, 2018
