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Manny

A male homemaker and child care provider. Cooks, washes dishes and does laundry. For random women usually for money.
Get you a Manny ladies they do all the things your man won't do.
by Revuteralis February 13, 2022
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Manny

Damn manny is rizzing up the homie hopper, homie fr is the rizzler.
by fjuffj December 1, 2022
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Case of the manny

1. One who acts on taking advantage of others in sexual misconduct, harrasment or assualt either at work or in social environments either while wasted or high.

2. A sexual display or act that should have gone incognito, but rather the opposite
1. Wow Bill is pretty faded, looks like he's got a case of the mannys again. We better take him home
2. Damn it Bills got the mannys again, his wife is going to kill him.
by Bill4U March 3, 2021
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The Manny Doctrine

The Manny Doctrine states that if the complexity of a system raises above a certain threshold causing either of the following to be true:

1. The cost in lost man-hours of maintaining or updating the system exceeds 1/4th the cost of replacing it.

2. The prospect of maintaining or updating the system causes an engineer to fall into clinical depression.
The system should then be scrapped entirely and re-built from the ground up by competent engineers.
*During sprint planning*
SCRUM master -"We have some upcoming work to update our data ingress to match v3.0 of our ICD"
Engineer - "That system is awful, I call The Manny Doctrine"
SCRUM master - "Hmm, it is a bit of a black box. Alright, we'll scope out a re-design."
by 🎲 March 26, 2019
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Manny

batty boy 😏 🍆
“Yo Manny sucked my cock!”

“I knew he was a batty boy!!”
by thatniggamannynot4PF May 16, 2021
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Manny

A guy like no other, with confidence, great personality, charming. He is very social and has many friends and connections that can be great at times His mind revolves around things to improve on and anything that might get him to be more successful. He sees something he wants he sent his mind to it and will get there if you get lucky enough he will fall in an instant for you and will not be scared to make the first move, he will treat you like you never wished for his goals eventually begin to be for you and for your future he will make sure you are happy and loved. He will take you on many dates and adventures as well as plan great surprises. He will not mind going to extremes to do anything for you. However , he does get tired and needs support and lots of love back. He needs someone to listen to him just talk about random things in his head or about how much he loves star wars and his dog. He loves his dog, and starwars and you very much, that when he talk about it his eyes start to water. He is handsome, very and he does it for himself, to be better and healthy, not just to impress anybody. You might need to remind him how much you care for him every other time and just let him sleep beside you those are the moments he loves the most. He also loves Europe, football, the people, the places, its history. His favorite band is Oasis he will sing you every song with such passion. I loved this boy now I had to let him go, please do not hurt him. His heart is too good to be true
manny : lets listen to music

you: yes
manny : plays slide away by oasis
by victoriagirl April 11, 2023
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Mannie

A woman who is to be considered of large quantity and will break your scale.
Oh look at her she is such a big Mannie.
by biga05 November 28, 2021
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