Two Person Threesome

When you’re having sex and the demon in your partner’s head joins in

Damn, I just had a two person threesome

by SpaceBoi March 29, 2024

April 18th National Threesome day

April 18th men or women give your spouse a threesome day.

April 18th National threesome day honey let’s have a little fun.

by TheDicindinctionary April 18, 2024

schrodinger's threesome

having a threesome with 2 ladyboys. You are both gay and straight at the same time since you are fucking 2 halfs a woman and 2 halfs a man.

Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I had a Schrodinger's Threesome man. Does that make me gay?

Person 1: Both?

by Iwritefunnywords December 19, 2024

Jehovah's Threesome

A sexual act where 2 of the 3 participants are still fully clothed. Typically the nude participant is the most enthusiastic.

Erin talked two solicitors off her front step and into her bedroom for a Jehovah's threesome. She passed out and they left a wWatchtower magazine on her pillow.

by Chuck Dick-ins November 14, 2025

Laundry Basket Threepointer

When u are taking ur ballsack and u stretch it over ur asshole. Then u push out a massive steamer, after that u drop it to the instep of ur foot and then u kick the turd to the nearest laundry basket.

Last week when i was visiting my family in lousiana, i threw a massive laundry basket threepointer.

by Finnishboy22 January 16, 2026

skibidi toilet baby gronk sigma freddy fazbear threemarche poppy playtime mr beast lankybox fanum tax cringe gyatt bussin in ohio with fortnite poopy tiktok edgelord rizz

the epitome of pure unfiltered unchecked brainrot. the highest level of brainrot

if you have skibidi toilet baby gronk sigma freddy fazbear threemarche poppy playtime mr beast lankybox fanum tax cringe gyatt bussin in ohio with fortnite poopy tiktok edgelord rizz, you need to kill yourself NOW

by nubnerd24 July 24, 2025