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Thirsty hamster 

She sits in the front seat of a car with a sunroof. He lays across the roof of the car with his wiener hanging through the open sunroof. She performs her impression of a thirsty hamster on a water bottle.
I got a felony for getting a thirsty hamster in a parking lot

Thirsty Hamster 

When a man lays belly down (naked) on the roof of a car with a sun roof, while the woman, or man (whichever way you swing) gives top from the front seat, paso or driver.
Damn bro. Just got some mad top in that birds car, thirsty hamster style.
Thirsty Hamster by BigShlongSam April 10, 2024

Thirsty Perv

A guy who insatiably craves putinanny and excessively messages women on social media to initiate a hook up
Wow the thirsty pervs sure are on the prowl tonight
Thirsty Perv by Cheffintilldeath February 27, 2026

Thirsty hamster

Sucking a dick in the shower to achieve more hydration and to please your partner simultaneously
Oh you're going to shower. Im feelin like a thirsty hamster...

Dude she thirsty hamstered me last night.

Cock Thirsty 

Adjective,
Having an insationable thirst for the cock, and/or the fluids from said cock. Good discriptor to add to insults.
Cock Thirsty by Corey B. May 31, 2006

These pretzels are making me thirsty 

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!