Thipster

A thug with hipster tendencies.

Oh, you're wearing a flower crown with two chain? You're almost as thipster as Asad.

by Griffin Rogan January 31, 2014

Thimble

from Monopoly.
b.1935(R.2017) (age 82)
A game piece in monopoly usually picked last by its players.
(This is the reason for its retirement) Its existence in today's modern world of adults and children led to confusion.

"I don't want to be the thimble, what is it supposed to be?" said the little boy," I don't know exactly? But it's the last piece." answered his father.

by Heru101 February 16, 2017

Woodstock Thompson

The Best Porn name Ever

we thought of this in church Woodstock Thompson (Good place and a last name)

by JuggaloHoimez7 June 15, 2010

danish thimble

When a man is vaginally fingering a woman and discovers a used condom full of semen inside her.

"So what happen with you and Susie?" "Man nothing. That bitch hit me with a Danish Thimble."

by TRAPDD November 29, 2013

Levi Thompson

Just some kid that looks like a guinea pig and is always bullied by his peers, family and his own teachers.

Levi Thompson you are a flop.

by Jesus Christ Reborn 69 May 28, 2020

Thompsonized

The act of getting bitched out by your boss and when he or she thinks that you haven't completed your work.

Having to listen to your boss drone on and endlessly monologue on a topic

Eddie: Well, that was fun meeting with the boss.
MK: Did you get Thompsonized?
Eddie: You know it!

by InDaHighlandsRanch2 April 11, 2008

Crust-Thumper

Crust-thumper, noun; a person, typically male, who engages in the sexual act of crust thumping.

Crust-thumping, verb; a sexual act whereby a male engages in vaginal intercourse with a female who is currently menstruating. After the male has ejaculated, he removes his penis from the female's vagina and allows the menstrual blood to dry on his penis, giving a unique rust-like texture. He then proceeds to have anal intercourse with said female. The usual discomfort of anal intercourse, combined with the characteristic texture of a crust-thumper's penis results in almost exclusive pleasure for the male, and a somewhat strained relationship thereafter with the female.

Inquisitive friend: "Hey Ben, where are you off to?"

Ben: "Going to a feminism meeting. They spend so much of their time menstruating all over current affairs that I should be able to thump crust until they're all walking like John Wayne."

No-longer-inquisitive friend: "Aaaaah you old crust-thumper you!"

by crust_thumper August 4, 2011