Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.
Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
Get the win-win situationmug. When someone, usually someone with a "tude" (or stereotypical, overprotective fathers) threatens to do something to someone else if that other person commits a certain act.
"If you lay one hand on that donut, I'm going to punch you into next week!"
"If you so much as post one copyrighted video, we'll sue you out of your skin!"
These are hypothreatical situations.
"If you so much as post one copyrighted video, we'll sue you out of your skin!"
These are hypothreatical situations.
by Graydo February 4, 2012
Get the hypothreatical situationmug. "She is only all over him because he's flirting with her, she's a situational hoe"
"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"
"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"
by tiredlonleyandsad August 11, 2017
Get the situational hoemug. I was hoping she would help me stand up to the homeowner's association to advocate for more parking spaces, but I forgot she has a situational backbone and therefore won't do much to help unless the issue involves the dog park.
by ksaysthis December 18, 2016
Get the situational backbonemug. An occurrence in the electronic game of Dice Wars in which a player has two or less territories which usually results in the early elimination of the player within the first three to six turns of the game, or when a player is left with one territory for the remainder of the game until one of the other players (whether it be CPU or Human) puts him/her out of his/her misery.
"I started a game of Dice Wars with my comrades and was doing quite well until I found myself to be in an Akin Situation."
"Oh no! I only have one territory left! I seem to be in an Akin Situation! This is not fair!"
"Oh no! I only have one territory left! I seem to be in an Akin Situation! This is not fair!"
by Dice Master June 29, 2012
Get the Akin Situationmug. by whiteate33 January 2, 2024
Get the emergency frog situationmug. by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024
Get the Situation-Jasonmug.