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Muni Wind

The weird and oddly warm wind that blows through the Muni Metro tunnels platforms in San Francisco. Its origin is unknown but it is probably created by the trains moving through narrow tunnels but also sometimes appears without warning and out of nowhere.
"I'm underground, dammit, I shouldn't have to fight the wind! But this damned muni wind wont stop messing up my hair."
by Stephanie Stowers October 23, 2007
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wind wiper

to keep your eyes protected from the wind
quick i need a wind wiper now
by md33 December 2, 2020
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Norse Wind

Like a Dutch oven, but instead of farting under the blanket, it's outside the blanket and you just use your hand to blow it towards the recipient's face.
Did you give her a Dutch Oven? No, just the Norse Wind.
by Escote January 18, 2015
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Cooch Wind

That fishy fish smell, that you know isn't fish. Usually ends up being a product of doing it dirty with someone.
Amanda: You ready? (Strips)
Chad: (a strong smell arises) UGH, Cooch Wind!
by anonymous October 16, 2021
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menstrual winds

a fart or series of farts during your period often having an aroma different from your normal farts. Sometimes the smell is metallic or extra eggy.
Wow, those menstrual winds sure are potent today.
by octoberblack September 7, 2020
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man wind

The essence of a man’s fart, body, and breath captured in a bottle and used as cologne to attract females.
Dude, my man wind totally blew her away!
by Kalvin Klein December 30, 2019
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Lump of Wind

A spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf!
Oh, really? DO YOU THINK SO?! You spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf! You lump of Wind, you witless, unwiped, panderly puke-stocking!
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