dookie noodle

Poo that gets stuck in a mans peehole after buttsex

The dookie noodle Dr. Smith removed today was 9 inches long.

by mr409savage November 3, 2014

The Noodle Line

The Noodle line is the severely impoverished demographic of people below the breadline, yet still in employment. This is the skintest of skint. So much so, your entire diet and meal plans are that of freeze dried cheap noodles. Usually Super Noodles as your main meal. The Noodle line is one stage above full blown homelessness.

Have you seen Damien recently? He's asking his colleagues for money and eating super noodles. He must be on the Noodle Line

by Ashley Collin June 13, 2019

Soory Noodles

Soory noodles are the "virtual" noodles" of apology, and are the most innocent yet heartfelt and sincere form of saying that you are sorry.

(Random Stranger 1 bumps into random stranger 2)
Random stranger 1: Hey!
Random stranger 2: Soory Noodles!
Random stranger 1: Oh thats ok. :)
Random stranger 2: :D

by Soory-Noodler. October 11, 2010

Ramen noodles

Ramen=really tasty, therefore, ramen noodles= really tasty noodles

I eat ramen noodles with no water and the whole seasoning packet because I have badass taste-buds.

by mmmartian March 3, 2010

noodle-puss

When a vagina has a scent similar or exact to that of a soggy bowl of Mr. Noodles.

"Man, I ain't gonna be goin' near her noodle-puss anytime soon."

by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006

Ramen Noodles

one of the best collage foods next to mac and cheese and cold pizza

that explains it right there

by chicoblanco April 13, 2006

poop noodles

After unprotected anal sex, these are the thin "noodles" of poop that come out of your urethra. They can be pissed out or squeezed out by pinching the urethra from the base of the shaft up to the tip.

Damn, Jason got poop noodles from that chick! Gross!

by poopnoodles February 22, 2010