A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.
-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.
-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.
-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”
Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.
-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.
-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”
Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!
by HypodermicDawny June 6, 2022
Get the Hulk-handsmug. At Dan’s Place in Rhode Island I asked for a drink with Midori and hard cider. Jenny, the bartender asked what it was called. I said an Incredible Hulk.
by 0neHugeWang! July 24, 2021
Get the Incredible Hulkmug. by Cree Exona April 27, 2014
Get the brown hulkmug. Amanda broke her laptop because she was hulking at the keys. Sadie couldn't open the pickle jar, so she hulked the lid and finally got it loose. If you can't get something to work, just hulk it.
by PurpleNerd20 August 26, 2019
Get the Hulkmug. When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like the have big hands like Andre The Giant.
by Coop Dupe April 12, 2022
Get the Hulk Hogan text bustermug. When you hold in a fart for so long around your date, Then it refuses to come out as soon as you're alone. Like Hulk in avengers endgame.
"had horrible hulk ass. Held my fart in all night, went outside the next day and it refused to come out, leaving crippling stomach pains."
by Dominicohulko May 10, 2024
Get the Hulk assmug. by Missthng April 26, 2015
Get the Hulked a nappymug.