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Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.
I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
by nicola December 20, 2021
mugGet the Giraffe balloonmug.

Giraffe party

One huge giraffe orgy involving the giraffes wearing sunglasses and bowties
by Reaper_boooiiii June 10, 2021
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Giraffe goose

Is that a goose or a swan? Nah bro it's a giraffe goose.
by The real moe November 9, 2020
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Giraffe

A long necked animal, not those weird sex poses.
You see this gif below? THIS is a giraffe, not those other perverted definitions.
by an idiot August 27, 2021
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giraffe

a tall neck son of a bitch who claims they are better than everyone else but instead is a weird, sensitive asshole who never gets their way.
ugh i hate that giraffe. hes such a bitch.
by anonymous February 16, 2021
mugGet the giraffemug.

Giraffe Snout

Of the ilk of camel toe and moose knuckle. All both of those. 🤣
Wow did you see the slobbering mess on that giraffe snout? It was so effin hawt!!
by Mayor Glöria Crüze April 23, 2025
mugGet the Giraffe Snoutmug.

Giraffe kick

Giraffe kick means you mimic what a giraffe does when they kick. And when a human does it, that means they will kick the shit out of you
I am about to giraffe kick this motherfucker
by rogersell January 12, 2025
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