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Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe
I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.
by Caitlyn.rud@outlook.com November 3, 2016
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baby giraffe

hot friendly nice lovely handsome amazing happy person! jumps like a frog, soccer king. kicks soccer balls into questionable places and hates chinese like most people, also very fond of english, namely rei🦒😎☝️🥵✨
the baby giraffe is the rarest animal you will find!
by strawbewwycheesecake April 30, 2021
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Giraffe

by arandomgiraffe July 13, 2023
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giraffe in the room

The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.
The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.

White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.

Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
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Giraffe

Noah Beck is a giraffe because of his long neck.
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Highas Giraffe pussy

“These prices are as highas giraffe pussy.” M.M.
by Mrs.scoot August 10, 2024
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