susan haynes

A tall rather ugly lady with eyeballs that are about to explode
Doesn’t really mix well with others but will think there bet than anyone
Not many people engaged and us sally are teachers or procrastinators

Susan Haynes is not a nice person

by Wildfires December 21, 2017

Susan Boyle

The single most sexy lady in the lands

God she's a right Susan Boyle

by Moredoors May 23, 2020

Roughie Susan

Used sometimes by extremely fucked up people, a roughie susan is a variaton of fapping except with the use of salt, which can result in burning of the skin.

Man, that felt worse thana roughie susan.

by Wooden Masthole March 04, 2016

rusty susan

a band that was started before it meant a dirty condom swallowed by it's recipiant

rusty susan is much less vulgar than a used condom being swallowed

by rustysusan October 09, 2009

Steaming Susan

The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.

Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.

by Undercovermuthafunka November 16, 2018

Jealous Susan

When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.

Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...

by Foxy McHound December 29, 2018

Slippery Susan

When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes

Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.

by Gaypex October 05, 2019