Any senior member of a company that keeps their job and/or gets promoted by taking credit for successes that would have happened regardless of their presence. Typically these people are found in companies where all the hard work has been done and the company now makes money automatically no matter what anyone does. Just like once all the hard work of getting a satellite in orbit is done it will usually stay in orbit. The only real task of the satellite pilot is to not do anything truly stupid AKA knock the satellite out orbit.
Despite us being only one of 4 oligopoly energy suppliers our CEO just got a $5 million bonus for last years performance when. He's such a satellite pilot.
Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.
Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.
by Evitabl January 29, 2024
When you are skydiving in the air and you take a shit in mid air with your pants pulled down and it hits a fighter jets window and that jet crashes.
"Yeah i did A Clouded Pilot the other day!"
by the one who scrabbl September 16, 2024
(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.
Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.
by Darth Johnny December 18, 2010
by Awwweeree October 15, 2019
Person one: He is a pilot in American airlines
Person two: You mean a driver right.
Person three: yeah obviously.
Person two: You mean a driver right.
Person three: yeah obviously.
by cursedtruth May 30, 2022
by Jack A S August 25, 2019
nickname for a driver who is good at sending his car sideways, often at meets close to people, but doesn’t hit anyone due to there impressive control of there car.
by hoon23 April 09, 2023